Pibrappig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, compassionate penguin.

Pibrappig created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pibrappig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pibrappig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pibrappig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pibrappig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. You must love Pibrappig.