Gilrullgov is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, cheerful hare.

Gilrullgov created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilrullgov, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gilrullgov, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gilrullgov's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gilrullgov's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Gilrullgov loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the west.

4. You must love Gilrullgov.

5. Never pour water over plants.