Gebdibgad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous lion.

Gebdibgad created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Gebdibgad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gebdibgad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gebdibgad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gebdibgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands orange.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.