Zigmobpodcitfodgiltad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic fly.

Zigmobpodcitfodgiltad created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zigmobpodcitfodgiltad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigmobpodcitfodgiltad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zigmobpodcitfodgiltad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zigmobpodcitfodgiltad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Zigmobpodcitfodgiltad in the centre of the settlement.