Pitfigban is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, resourceful badger.

Pitfigban created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitfigban, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pitfigban, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Pitfigban's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pitfigban's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never paint your head cyan.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never run in the presence of cats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.