Lakfidjon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, flying otter.

Lakfidjon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakfidjon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lakfidjon, it will torture you forever.

Lakfidjon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Lakfidjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

3. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing brown boots and balancing six aluminium spheres on your neck.