Wipxemartbess is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, happy wolf.

Wipxemartbess created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipxemartbess, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipxemartbess, it will think nothing of it.

Wipxemartbess' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wipxemartbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not keep three nematodes in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing red shirts and balancing six lead spheres on your back.