Sandfidart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind donkey.

Sandfidart created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Sandfidart, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sandfidart, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sandfidart's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sandfidart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Sandfidart on top of important buildings.

5. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.