Gepdotpop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak tapir.

Gepdotpop created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepdotpop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepdotpop, it will cry a lot.

Gepdotpop's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gepdotpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near frogs while wearing purple jumpers and balancing six lead spheres on your face.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away if eight great tits approach from the east.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.