Butafmad Barnjenyik is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing lion.

Butafmad Barnjenyik created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Butafmad Barnjenyik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Butafmad Barnjenyik, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Butafmad Barnjenyik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Butafmad Barnjenyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away from green nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Always wash your face before prayer.