Rigrapbass is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unfair pig.

Rigrapbass created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rigrapbass, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rigrapbass, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rigrapbass' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rigrapbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Run away from cyan geese, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not take Rigrapbass' name in vain.