Hatkombig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited wolf.

Hatkombig created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatkombig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hatkombig, he will laugh at you.

Hatkombig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hatkombig's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Worship no other gods but Hatkombig.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.