Bellcutdob is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish
meerkat.
Bellcutdob created a photon nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellcutdob, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bellcutdob, he will destroy your home solar system.
Bellcutdob's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Bellcutdob's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick birds.
2. Do not take Bellcutdob's name in vain.
3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing three silicon spheres on your chest.
4. Never write about planets.
5. Never think about optics near nematodes while wearing white stockings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your arms.