Bellcutdob is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish meerkat.

Bellcutdob created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcutdob, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bellcutdob, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bellcutdob's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bellcutdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Do not take Bellcutdob's name in vain.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing three silicon spheres on your chest.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never think about optics near nematodes while wearing white stockings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your arms.