Konrilbudrillarngup is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous human.

Konrilbudrillarngup created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konrilbudrillarngup, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konrilbudrillarngup, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Konrilbudrillarngup's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Konrilbudrillarngup's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Konrilbudrillarngup.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.