Gonsanbast is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome newt.

Gonsanbast created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Gonsanbast, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gonsanbast, it will ignore you.

Gonsanbast's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gonsanbast's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear cyan tights.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.