Bigmutfoss Flatfosspod is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish mouse.

Bigmutfoss Flatfosspod created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bigmutfoss Flatfosspod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bigmutfoss Flatfosspod, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bigmutfoss Flatfosspod's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bigmutfoss Flatfosspod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Bigmutfoss Flatfosspod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.