Cebcabrat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient crow.

Cebcabrat created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebcabrat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebcabrat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cebcabrat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cebcabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed corn to hamsters while wearing hats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.