Padbambepnel is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing dragonfly.

Padbambepnel created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Padbambepnel, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Padbambepnel, he will turn you into a goat.

Padbambepnel's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Padbambepnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never sing in holy places.