Padbambepnel is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing
dragonfly.
Padbambepnel created Mount Everest four million years ago.
If you believe in
Padbambepnel, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Padbambepnel, he will turn you into a goat.
Padbambepnel's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Padbambepnel's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear violet clothing.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.
4. Always wear white.
5. Never sing in holy places.