Zaglakdap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent ant.

Zaglakdap created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaglakdap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zaglakdap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zaglakdap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zaglakdap's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zaglakdap.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.