Daphottail is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous
wren.
Daphottail created matter nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Daphottail, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Daphottail, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Daphottail's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Daphottail's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat grapes.
2. Never wear green rings.
3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Daphottail in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Retreat if three snails approach from the west.