Saktarpbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, loving fairy.

Saktarpbonk created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Saktarpbonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Saktarpbonk, it will jump up and down on your head.

Saktarpbonk's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Saktarpbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about dark matter near pigs while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing nine silver spheres on your feet.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.