Sandragged is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sandragged created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Sandragged, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sandragged, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sandragged's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sandragged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Sandragged four times a day.

4. Never laugh near doves.

5. Do not shave your legs.