Honhabfom is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing hare.

Honhabfom created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honhabfom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Honhabfom, she will destroy your home planet.

Honhabfom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Honhabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Do not place bananas upon stone.