Gantinkim is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy
parrot.
Gantinkim created the Sol system six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gantinkim, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Gantinkim, she will turn you into a sheep.
Gantinkim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Gantinkim's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gantinkim in the centre of the settlement.
2. Always look after injured dolphins.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Gantinkim on top of all buildings.
5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.