Gantinkim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy parrot.

Gantinkim created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Gantinkim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gantinkim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gantinkim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gantinkim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gantinkim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Gantinkim on top of all buildings.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.