Nibgetgep is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional beaver.

Nibgetgep created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nibgetgep, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nibgetgep, he will turn you into a tree.

Nibgetgep's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nibgetgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always wear black.