Farnsidran is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful gnu.

Farnsidran created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnsidran, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Farnsidran, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Farnsidran's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Farnsidran's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow stockings on sacred days.

2. Never feed lots of corn to horses while wearing indigo boots.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Always help gulls in need.