Cunbammil Flisvogtik Hivbugbusvigpig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, generous dog.

Cunbammil Flisvogtik Hivbugbusvigpig created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbammil Flisvogtik Hivbugbusvigpig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunbammil Flisvogtik Hivbugbusvigpig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cunbammil Flisvogtik Hivbugbusvigpig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cunbammil Flisvogtik Hivbugbusvigpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the north.