Fassagtof is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil wren.

Fassagtof created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fassagtof, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fassagtof, it will be very sad.

Fassagtof's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fassagtof's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Fassagtof in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never sprint in the presence of manatees.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.