Nellfetsit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive skunk.

Nellfetsit created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellfetsit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellfetsit, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nellfetsit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nellfetsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always help sick manatees.