Cattalmat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast weasel.

Cattalmat created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cattalmat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cattalmat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cattalmat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cattalmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Run away from orange frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your legs white.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. You must never eat carrots.