Dibgabnad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful yak.

Dibgabnad created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibgabnad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dibgabnad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dibgabnad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dibgabnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Dibgabnad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.