Nelbuscum is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental crane.

Nelbuscum created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelbuscum, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nelbuscum, it will cry a lot.

Nelbuscum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nelbuscum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never feed pineapples to badgers while wearing magenta shirts.

4. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.