Nelbuscum is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental
crane.
Nelbuscum created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nelbuscum, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nelbuscum, it will cry a lot.
Nelbuscum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Nelbuscum's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never write about ultrasonics.
3. Never feed pineapples to badgers while wearing magenta shirts.
4. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.