Kenfebdon is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong
clam.
Kenfebdon created an up quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kenfebdon, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Kenfebdon, she will turn you into a dog.
Kenfebdon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Kenfebdon's Holy Commandments1. Always treat horses with great respect.
2. Never write about thermodynamics.
3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Kenfebdon on top of all buildings.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing violet shorts.
5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Kenfebdon in the centre of the settlement.