Abpitdud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent dugong.

Abpitdud created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Abpitdud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Abpitdud, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Abpitdud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Abpitdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six foxes in a large pit.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Worship no other gods but Abpitdud.