Vilbuspas is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured
badger.
Vilbuspas created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vilbuspas, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Vilbuspas, it will turn you into a snail.
Vilbuspas' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Vilbuspas' Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not eat nuts.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.