Budgigcep is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, pitiless camel.

Budgigcep created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Budgigcep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Budgigcep, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Budgigcep's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Budgigcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.