Yarpvigvangatwotdod Yoggembut Cepquatflap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise crow.

Yarpvigvangatwotdod Yoggembut Cepquatflap created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpvigvangatwotdod Yoggembut Cepquatflap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarpvigvangatwotdod Yoggembut Cepquatflap, he will torture you forever.

Yarpvigvangatwotdod Yoggembut Cepquatflap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yarpvigvangatwotdod Yoggembut Cepquatflap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed corn to birds while wearing shoes.

5. Never talk about asteroids.