Tuntingar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust jaguar.

Tuntingar created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tuntingar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tuntingar, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tuntingar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tuntingar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.