Kintalnat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, cheerful goose.

Kintalnat created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kintalnat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kintalnat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kintalnat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kintalnat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kintalnat.