Fumnulmegbopsabkabxin Sogvanfid Bedlimnulgudnil is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless monkey.

Fumnulmegbopsabkabxin Sogvanfid Bedlimnulgudnil created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumnulmegbopsabkabxin Sogvanfid Bedlimnulgudnil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fumnulmegbopsabkabxin Sogvanfid Bedlimnulgudnil, she will turn you into a rat.

Fumnulmegbopsabkabxin Sogvanfid Bedlimnulgudnil's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fumnulmegbopsabkabxin Sogvanfid Bedlimnulgudnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near manatees while wearing yellow hats.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing violet jumpers and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.