Rulldosshom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient lizard.

Rulldosshom created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldosshom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rulldosshom, he will send you a sign.

Rulldosshom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rulldosshom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help sick tapirs.