Zigbuszim Bogcunhan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, irritating zebra.

Zigbuszim Bogcunhan created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Zigbuszim Bogcunhan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zigbuszim Bogcunhan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zigbuszim Bogcunhan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zigbuszim Bogcunhan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigbuszim Bogcunhan.

2. Run away if six snails approach from the south.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not commit murder.