Gedligben is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy rat.

Gedligben created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedligben, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gedligben, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gedligben's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gedligben's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Gedligben four times a day.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Gedligben in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Gedligben first in all things.