Sogfodlab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody hamster.

Sogfodlab created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfodlab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sogfodlab, he will think nothing of it.

Sogfodlab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sogfodlab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four carbon sculptures of Sogfodlab on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear mauve skirts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sogfodlab.