Xuchogparkyat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, annoying squid.

Xuchogparkyat created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuchogparkyat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuchogparkyat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Xuchogparkyat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Xuchogparkyat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight eagles approach from the west.

2. Hide if six tortoises approach from the south.

3. Xuchogparkyat loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xuchogparkyat.

5. Never eat bark.