Hakgedgov is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, flying dugong.

Hakgedgov created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakgedgov, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hakgedgov, he will cry a lot.

Hakgedgov's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hakgedgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never prepare cucumbers during summer.