Volxemgon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil wolf.

Volxemgon created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volxemgon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Volxemgon, she will make you grow a tail.

Volxemgon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Volxemgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help rats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.