Vidsandingbifhatfubcim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate coyote.

Vidsandingbifhatfubcim created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Vidsandingbifhatfubcim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vidsandingbifhatfubcim, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vidsandingbifhatfubcim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vidsandingbifhatfubcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Never paint your legs black.

4. You must love Vidsandingbifhatfubcim.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidsandingbifhatfubcim.