Futlithan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful manatee.

Futlithan created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Futlithan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Futlithan, she will cry a lot.

Futlithan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Futlithan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Futlithan.

2. Put Futlithan first in all things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help moths.

5. Never talk about fire.