Dotdodgid Gattaphigsom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dotdodgid Gattaphigsom created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdodgid Gattaphigsom, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dotdodgid Gattaphigsom, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dotdodgid Gattaphigsom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dotdodgid Gattaphigsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.