Konwipfadbellpodfatladont is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless mink.

Konwipfadbellpodfatladont created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konwipfadbellpodfatladont, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konwipfadbellpodfatladont, she will turn you into a mouse.

Konwipfadbellpodfatladont's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Konwipfadbellpodfatladont's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of swans.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always obey Konwipfadbellpodfatladont's priests.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.