Foddossyak Nellcencedkan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart meerkat.

Foddossyak Nellcencedkan created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Foddossyak Nellcencedkan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Foddossyak Nellcencedkan, she will turn you into a hamster.

Foddossyak Nellcencedkan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Foddossyak Nellcencedkan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Foddossyak Nellcencedkan must be the most important thing in your life.