Vadfligweg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring dugong.

Vadfligweg created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadfligweg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vadfligweg, she will turn you into a duck.

Vadfligweg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Vadfligweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.