Sandquattit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable crow.

Sandquattit created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandquattit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sandquattit, he will destroy your home planet.

Sandquattit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sandquattit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandquattit.

4. Sandquattit loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.