Capkikmet is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tranquil dove.

Capkikmet created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capkikmet, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Capkikmet, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Capkikmet's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Capkikmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.